I have just been forwarded an email that helps me to get behind giving ~11 million illegal immigrants blanket amnesty. Finally, a compelling reason why I think this whole amnesty thing is a good idea. Check it out on Yahoo.

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Hrm. Looks like someone is making a funny about Shoemoney over at the ClickSentry Blog. Looks like they needed an XL rather than a large and now they are using it at a seat cover. But, you can’t fault someone for thinking you are smaller than you really are. But, with 44in pythons […]

I really don’t know what to say about this video, other than you have to check it out. A friend just emailed this video of Arnold Schwarzenegger “doing” Carnival in Rio. It is seriously hilarious. One of my favorite lines from the video, “Brasil is devoted to my favorite body part…the ass.” Go […]

Ok, it is not like anyone is working and I have had too much caffeine. Plus, I was checking out the Technorati Mini deal and watching “George Bush.” I came across this little morality test that all Americans should be required to take. Please be serious, and please be honest.

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John Battelle is a genius. I just caught this post about clearing your cache before you kill your wife. It is hard to believe that a computer “guy” would be as stupid as this guy was. But, I guess you can’t think of everything when you are plotting how to kill your wife. […]

I was just “talking” with a friend on IM and I was a little taken back when he told me that it appears that I have lost my sense of humor. I will admit I have been “all business” lately and not really made light of much…like I usually do. Sorry about that. So, I […]

Ok, this could be the funniest email I have ever come across, at the very least it is one of them. Thanks to DB’s cousins Jake and Camito for passing it along to her. Here you go:
Begin forwarded message:
Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl’s apology email for cheating on some […]

What every man, woman and child needs. I

Courtesy of Mom:
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation […]

Ok, I am sure someone will throw a grenade at me for thinking these are funny…but, they are.

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Well, good morning all. I woke up this morning laughing pretty hard. I came a cross a link to the real redneck movie after reading up on some stuff at Jeremy Zawodny’s blog. It is a classic and one that you will definitely want to show to mom, dad and the whole family. If […]

I had no idea that Hooters also runs an airline these days. I guess that is what happens when you look at a computer screen all day long. I just found out that there is indeed an airline called Hooters Air and it is related to the “restaraunt” chain. All I can say is, […]

Ok, this is something that will definitely get filed under “jokes”…I Want to Be A Hilton is a television show? Geez, another reason for me never to get rid of my Tivo. Who watches this stuff besides Kacy Kohut (what up Kac)? I guess, there is no better way to watch reality, than […]

Ok, this is clearly put together by someone with too much time on their hands…and too many rubbers lying around. Things in Rubbers…not sure if I should file this under jokes or crackheads. Enjoy…I think.

Ok, Mr. Ferg sent this one over this morning. It is called Ramp Monkey:
A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A man
walked in and said to the shopkeeper “I’ll take a Ramp Monkey, please.”
The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar
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In an interview in the Aug. 8 issue of Time magazine, now on newsstands, the 80-year-old actress says, “When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise.” Heh, well I guess she doesn’t know what the hell she is talking about either. I may have to start my own Tom […]

NOTE: This image had to be removed because of all of the nice people who had to remote link to it. I would especially like to thank all of the web savvy MySpace users who put the image in their profiles. You guys are awesome.
Well, this one makes me laugh for some reason. Maybe it […]

Ok, well maybe not. But, it sure looks like he kills her here. Thanks to CrazyRob for pointing this one out.

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