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The Difference Between Men and Women

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept [...]

SBA ARC Loans – You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

I guess I will never cease to be amazed by the people in Washington. Hopefully, at some point, someone with 1/2 a brain and who has read the Bill of Rights will take the bull by the horns out there. Anyway, I was just reading about the new SBA ARC loans. Essentially, the Small Business [...]

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter.

Flavor Flav Had it Right

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

The Flav said it best, “Don’t believe the hype.”
Once again the retards in Washington D.C. fell for the hype, or are going to use it as their excuse. The new mantra is that it is better to do something than nothing. Of course, observing is not considered doing “something” by people who don’t have [...]

TARP = An F’ing Joke

Monday, November 24th, 2008

The US TARP (Trobled Asset Rescue Program) was sold as a way for the government to help the markets work out f the ~1 Trillion dollars worth of “troubled” (read: BAD) assets (read: LOANS) that are estimated to exist today. Well in a classic governmental move, they have apparently removed the first two letters [...]

Welcome to Socialist America

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Well, I always thought there was a good chance and it looks like the team is Washington is going to make it happen. I hope that everyone at least gets government sposored health insurance too. I mean if we are going to basically buy the financial system in this country we should at least have [...]

Finally a Reason for Immigrant Amnesty

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

I have just been forwarded an email that helps me to get behind giving ~11 million illegal immigrants blanket amnesty. Finally, a compelling reason why I think this whole amnesty thing is a good idea. Check it out on Yahoo.

Shoemoney Seat Covers?

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Hrm. Looks like someone is making a funny about Shoemoney over at the ClickSentry Blog. Looks like they needed an XL rather than a large and now they are using it at a seat cover. But, you can’t fault someone for thinking you are smaller than you really are. But, with 44in pythons [...]

The Party-Nator!

Friday, January 13th, 2006

I really don’t know what to say about this video, other than you have to check it out. A friend just emailed this video of Arnold Schwarzenegger “doing” Carnival in Rio. It is seriously hilarious. One of my favorite lines from the video, “Brasil is devoted to my favorite body part…the ass.” Go [...]

A Little Bush Humor

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Ok, it is not like anyone is working and I have had too much caffeine. Plus, I was checking out the Technorati Mini deal and watching “George Bush.” I came across this little morality test that all Americans should be required to take. Please be serious, and please be honest.