Jason Golod Blogs » Jokes http://www.golod.com One man's quest for global domination Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:32:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 The Difference Between Men and Women http://www.golod.com/2009/10/the-difference-between-men-and-women/ http://www.golod.com/2009/10/the-difference-between-men-and-women/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:40:31 +0000 Jason http://www.golod.com/?p=558 Friendship among Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s
house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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]]> http://www.golod.com/2009/02/quote-of-the-day/feed/ 0 Flavor Flav Had it Right http://www.golod.com/2008/11/flavor-flav-had-it-right/ http://www.golod.com/2008/11/flavor-flav-had-it-right/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:06:44 +0000 Jason http://www.golod.com/?p=519 The Flav said it best, “Don’t believe the hype.”

Once again the retards in Washington D.C. fell for the hype, or are going to use it as their excuse. The new mantra is that it is better to do something than nothing. Of course, observing is not considered doing “something” by people who don’t have any balls. We “need” this and we “need” that and after allocating $700 Billion and more like 10 times that when you factor in the mostly unknown and unpublicized “backstopping” or guarantees the Treasury has doled out (THANKS HANK!), nothing has changed. Yeah, the people in the media regurgitate some BS rhetoric on a daily basis, but things have actually become worse in my estimation.

Here are some good quotes:

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
- Albert Einstein

“Touch the paper once.”
- Ron Fletcher

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
- Albert Einstein

“The hardest work of all is to do nothing.”
- proverb

My point here is that there are times to act and there are times to watch. Acting in haste is rarely an acceptable and smart way to go…unless someone’s life is in jeopardy…certainly not the case here. At the end of the day, excess leverage (in all aspects of our economy) is to blame for where we are. The real estate markets…15% to 20% appreciation year over year IS NOT NORMAL. Borrowing to fund your daily operations, ie Commercial Paper, is NOT SMART/SUSTAINABLE. Borrowing from others to put more cash into the same system is the definition of insanity. No? What has it accomplished? Assets of all kinds are still severely over leveraged…that has not changed. All this has done is stolen money from the taxpayers and weakened our entire system even more. If we are lucky, it will only be another tax on us.

Don’t believe the hype.

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]]> http://www.golod.com/2006/01/the-party-nator/feed/ 0 A Little Bush Humor http://www.golod.com/2005/12/a-little-bush-humor/ http://www.golod.com/2005/12/a-little-bush-humor/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:09:14 +0000 Jason http://www.golod.com/?p=265 Ok, it is not like anyone is working and I have had too much caffeine. Plus, I was checking out the Technorati Mini deal and watching “George Bush.” I came across this little morality test that all Americans should be required to take. Please be serious, and please be honest.

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